Thursday, August 25, 2005

How many Bush admin officials does it take to change a lightbulb????

How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a lightbulb? 1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed; 2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needsto be changed; 3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb; 4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secretstockpile of light bulbs; 5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for thenew light bulb; 6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor,standing on a step ladder under the banner: Light Bulb Change Accomplished; 7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documentingin detail how Bush was literally in the dark; 8. One to viciously smear #7; 9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along; 10. And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.

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