Friday, November 11, 2005

ALL TORTURE CHANNEL TELEVISION - ATCTV

WE GIVE TO YOU ONLY THE BEST TORTURE FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT:
TWENTY FOUR HOURS A DAY, SEVEN DAYS AND NIGHTS A WEEK. RUSTY NAILS POKED IN THE EYES. NEEDLES AND PINS AND RAZOR BLADES, SHOCK THERAPY, BAMBOO UNDER THE SKIN, RIPPING FLESH WITH BROKEN GLASS, STINGING FIRE ANTS AND KILLER BEES UNDER GLASS, RAPE OF WOMEN, RAPE OF MEN, RAPE OF CHILDREN, FORCED SEX WITH FARM ANIMALS AND WE MAY EVEN BRING IN A BEAR?AFFIXATION.. CRUCIFIXIONS, FLAGELLATIONS AND THE AGONY OF DESPAIR. ICE WATER DROWNINGS--WHERE WE CAN EVEN REVIVE THE DEAD. WE HAVE BEATINGS AND SCREAMING AND YELLING AND CRYING WE HAVE THE KIND OF HILARIOUS SITUATIONS THAT WILL MAKE YOUR ENTIRE CLAN WATCH FOR HOURS ON END. ALSO FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT WE EVEN LET YOU WATCH THE FACES AND THE ANGUISH OF MOTHERS AND WIVES AND THE INNOCENT WHO ARE FORCED TO WATCH THEIR OWN FAMILY MEMBERS BEING BRUTALLY BEATEN BY A PROFESSIONAL STAFF MEMBER WHO IS FREE TO DO WHATEVER THEY PLEASE, FOR NO HIGHER UPS IN THIS DAY AND AGE NEVER TAKE ANY BLAME FOR WHATEVER VILE EVILS THEY WISH AND WANT TO DO. SO WAVE YOUR FLAGS HIGH UP IN THE AIR, SING IN PRAISE--ONWARDS CHRISTIAN SOLDIERSAND ACT LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE. NOW GIVE US A RESOUNDING AMEN! FOR WE AND WE ALONE ARE BRINGING INTO YOUR LIVING ROOMS THE KIND OF ENDLESS TORMENT THAT ONLY WE CAN PROVIDE.
-- SO TUNE IN AND WATCH THE FUN --YOU NEVER KNOW? WE MAY EVEN BRING OUT AN ELECTRIC CHAIR? LORD KNOWS WE GOT THE ROPE...AND THE PIANO STRING AND THE ELECTRICAL CORD AND THE BARBED WIRE AND WE'LL EVEN THROW VICTIMS DOWN THE STAIRS. AND EVERY HOUR ON THE HOUR WE EVEN BROADCAST LIVE EVERYBODY'S FAVORITE--FORCED CAPTIVE RUSSIAN ROULETTE.SO DON'T YOU DARE MISS OUT ON THE FUN! WITH OUR ALL NEW AND LIVE -- ATCTV - ALL TORTURE CHANNEL TELEVISION --THE ONLY CHANNEL THAT DOESN'T SANCTION ANYTHING. YOU GET TO WATCH THE BLOOD AND THE GORE AND THE PLEASURE OF WATCHING OTHER PEOPLES TORMENT AND PAIN IN EXTREME HIGH DEFINITION COLOR! WHICH ONLY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED STATES COULD PROVIDE. AND WE DO ALL THIS FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT. ATCTV...ACTION SPELLED AS OUR PRESIDENT WOULD SPELL IT. ALSO, ALWAYS REMEMBER, AS VICE PRESIDENT CHENEY SAYS,"YOU CAN'T HAVE SLAUGHTER WITHOUT LAUGHTER". SO SET BACK AND ENJOY. ATCTV - ACTION TORTURE CHANNEL TELEVISON ITS WHAT YOU ASKED FOR BY POPULAR VOTE. YOU DEMANDED AND NOW YOU GOT IT.
WELCOME TO HELL.