Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Delusional Disneyland (GOP Members Only)

BREAKING NEWS .... JUST IN .... BREAKING NEWS

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**** ......Announcement from Governor Bush..... ****

Republicans have Opened a Theme Park for Their Faithful!


....... DELUSIONAL DISNEYLAND (gop members only).

...........................Featured Rides are



The Mad Hacker ... brought to you by the patriots at the NSA).

Chip 'n Dale's Treehouse ... ken melhmans the host ... jeff gannon his right hand ... man.

James Guckert Explorer Canoes ... remember repugs ... no panties allowed on board.

It's a Small Brain ... a unique look inside bush's head ... and the search for active neurons.

Pirates of the Beltway ... put on your mask and lie and steal with the rest of the GOP.

Incompetent Moments with Mr. Bush ... a close look at the worst president in history, how he got there and why he will stay there.

Dumbo the Flying President ... the thrills of riding georgies back as those gigantic ears (and lips) flap in the wind. NOTE: This ride stops in strong winds!


And LAST But Not LEAST


The most thrilling ride at Delusional Disneyland ...


Mr Toads wild ride ... we saddle up carl roves big ole butt for a wild ride through grand jury's, leavenworth and halfway houses!

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